THE RUDOLPH GIULIANI QUIZ
WHY IS RUDY GIULIANI NO LONGER APPEARING IN DRAG IN PUBLIC?
by Lawrence D. Mass
MULTIPLE CHOICE AND TRUE-FALSE QUIZ
THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE 2 FREE TICKETS TO THE OPENING OF THE RUDY GIULIANI IN DRAG EXHIBIT AT THE NEW WHITNEY.
WHY HAS FORMER NYC MAYOR RUDY GIULIANI STOPPED APPEARING IN DRAG IN PUBLIC?
CHECK ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING:
A) ___BECAUSE HE CAN’T FIND GOWNS THAT FIT
B) ___BECAUSE IN TRUMP’S AMERICA HE NOW RUNS A MUCH GREATER RISK OF BEING ARRESTED, ASSAULTED OR MURDERED FOR DRESSING UP, AND LAWYERS WILLING TO DEFEND HIM ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY
C) ___BECAUSE HIS PROSTATE CONDITION MAKES QUICK ACCESS TO BATHROOMS IMPERATIVE
D) ___BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT FAVORS YOUNGER WOMEN
E) ___ BECAUSE THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS PLANNING TO REINSTATE THE OLD IMMIGRATION BAN ON HOMOSEXUALS AS “PSYCHOPATHIC PERSONALITIES” AND RUDY WOULD NO LONGER BE ABLE TO REENTER THE US FROM HIS FREQUENT TRIPS TO UKRAINE, WHERE HE COULD ALSO BE PROSECUTED AS A PROSELYTIZING HOMOSEXUAL WHEN UKRAINE, WITH TRUMP’S COLLUSION, IS FULLY TAKEN OVER BY RUSSIA
WHY DOESN’T RUDY DEFEND TRANSGENDER RIGHTS?
A) ___BECAUSE GETTING UP IN DRAG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING GAY OR TRANSGENDER
B) ___BECAUSE RUDY IS NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!
C) ___BECAUSE RUDY IS A CERTIFIED HETEROSEXUAL
D) ___BECAUSE RUDY IS, AS A GAY POSTER SUGGESTED, THE IDEAL STAR FOR A REMAKE OF THE MOVIE PSYCHO
RUDY NEVER SAW HARVEY FIERSTEIN’S PLAY, CASA VALENTINA, ABOUT I’M-NOT-ONE-OF-THOSE-PEOPLE! HOMOPHOBIA AND DISCRIMINATION AMONG STRAIGHT-IDENTIFIED TRANSVESTITES
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LIKE CAITLYN JENNER, RUDY HAS WITHDRAWN HIS SUPPORT FOR TRUMP OVER THE TRANSGENDER ISSUE
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WE CAN COUNT ON RUDY, LIKE TRUMP, TO CONTINUE HIS OCCASIONALLY EXPRESSED SUPPORT FOR GAY RIGHTS
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WE CAN EXPECT RUDY, LIKE TRUMP, TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT AND AGAINST HARD-RIGHT HOMOPHOBIA AND OPPOSITION TO GAY RIGHTS
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EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T WIN THE COMP TICKETS, DO SEE THE NEW WHITNEY EXHIBIT, OPENING SOON.
